December 2012
2 posts
October 2012
22 posts
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
I wouldn't mind seeing you everyday.
mum: hurry up i have to be somewhere
me: yanks plugs out of all electronic equipment to speed up shut down sprints out house half dressed and breaks speed limits running to car
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me: hey mum i really have to be on time for this thing
mum: cleans entire house waters plants redecorates bedrooms applies for american citizenship runs for usa presidency starts a gambling ring purchases zimmer frame crawls to car forgets car keys has to crawl all the way back in house
An old Japanese myth says that if you shut the...
September 2012
19 posts
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
Watchdoctorcanon:
hiddlesbatchlings:
drinktomebabyandburymeingold:
henrycavilll:
I went
to public school.
i lost it after attempt 510 omfg
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT!!! BAHAHAHAHA
OMFG I’M CRYING
Taylor this is the video I’ve been meaning to show you
CAN’T EVEN BREATHE RN
Reblogging again.
Watchangelo-c:
the-mad-angel-with-a-box:
The most captivating and meaningful romance ever captured on film, and they didn’t even need 10 minutes.
They didn’t even need words.
:’(
August 2012
36 posts
